Not Me! Monday

I did not pay my oldest daughter, Amanda, $5.00 to entertain her sister for one hour so I could continue chatting online with my Facebook friends. Not me! I did not hide the Maxwell House coffee from my husband and make him use the "cheap coffee" because I wanted to save the "good" coffee for my guests for my upcoming party. Not me! I did not allow my 3-year-old to play in the dirt in her church clothes while I relaxed for 10 minutes, nor did I give her a pail of water to make mud pies and try to feed the "pies" to the dog. Not Me! I did not use the kid's shampoo to wash the dog because I was all out of dog shampoo. I did not answer a phone call from my Mama while I was in the bathroom. I did not fall asleep on the couch while watching Twilight, for the hundreth time, with my kids and not wake up until I heard them fighting over what movie to watch next. Not me! And finally, I did not in any way, shape, or form, embarrass my 12-year-old by wearing her Hello Kitty tanktop out in public to the mall. Not me! If you would like to share your Not Me! story, please click on the banner below and see other Not Me! stories, too!